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challengeaccepted) wrote2016-02-07 08:33 pm
challengeaccepted) wrote2016-02-07 08:33 pm
One Spear | Video
[Watch that's a cell phone? Easy. The video function? Now that's pretty cool.
Some redheaded girl with an eyepatch and her hair pulled way back into a ponytail comes into view; she doesn't bother to figure out who this actually calls; right now is a time for absolutely indignant screaming at whoever the hell will listen.]
Okay, first of all! Your cell phones suck!
[Undyne, your priorities.]
Second of all, who the hell is responsible for this?
[She gestures to all of herself before realizing that might just mean jack and squat; her next act is to set down the weird cell phone, pick up her Totodile, and show it to everyone.]
This girl here? She's adorable! She's scaly and blue and looks like the monster she should be. Good for you, kid! And who puts monsters in little red balls in the first place? What kind of sick individuals are you?
[But that's beyond the point, and she quickly sets her down.]
I like being blue and scaly, you know! It's a good look on me! So what gives?
[...Hello to you too, Undyne.]
Some redheaded girl with an eyepatch and her hair pulled way back into a ponytail comes into view; she doesn't bother to figure out who this actually calls; right now is a time for absolutely indignant screaming at whoever the hell will listen.]
Okay, first of all! Your cell phones suck!
[Undyne, your priorities.]
Second of all, who the hell is responsible for this?
[She gestures to all of herself before realizing that might just mean jack and squat; her next act is to set down the weird cell phone, pick up her Totodile, and show it to everyone.]
This girl here? She's adorable! She's scaly and blue and looks like the monster she should be. Good for you, kid! And who puts monsters in little red balls in the first place? What kind of sick individuals are you?
[But that's beyond the point, and she quickly sets her down.]
I like being blue and scaly, you know! It's a good look on me! So what gives?
[...Hello to you too, Undyne.]
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[...And probably run into you, now that she thinks of it. Oh god.
Well, surely Alphys has everything under control!
Maybe.]
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Well. That's-
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that means she hasn't seen the broadcast, doesn't it, she doesn't know about the- ]
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...That's exactly what I thought! I've actually met the human myself, you know, they made it just fine to the labs. I was there...assisting Alphys with something.
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[...Mettaton, did you just.]
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This is why she doesn't like you.]
That's pretty low. I can almost respect that.
[Too bad you suck!!]
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I could have gone lower and said that it was your job to capture the human in the first place. Fortunately for you, my dislike for cheap things extends to insults.
[Which is exactly why he said it anyway.]
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[...You hear that sound, in the distance? That's not the wind blowing.
That's the blow to Undyne's pride. But she tries to roll right through it.]
They'll get to Asgore and deal with things peacefully. Those two are a lot alike.
[She's put her hope in that kid, and the only thing she can do is believe.]
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[Because, you know. Last time he checked the fucking human didn't want to engage in all-out goddamn war against humanity and kill the shit out of everyone?
BUT THAT'S JUST WHAT HE GATHERED.]
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[She's not opening up to this guy for more cheap shots.]
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Oh, come on, darling. You can't just throw a hook like that out there with no indication of where it was going.
[...And of course he's not going to leave it the hell alone, because that would be smart. But for what it's worth, it doesn't sound like he's going to slam her with something hideous the second she opens her mouth, either, so at least there's that much effort being put forth.]
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[You must achieve a higher social link with the fish lady to unlock this story.]
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You know, of all things you could have possibly called me, "nerd" is probably the least appropriate?
[#priorities]
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[...There are different words for this than nerd, but here we are.]
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Well, it gets him to laugh, anyway, even if that probably wasn't the intended effect.]
It sells, doesn't it? And that's what matters.
[because to quote the immortal words of...ja rule or somebody, probably - holla holla get $$$]
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[Guess everyone else is really into watching people get murdered.]
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[mettaton why have you decided to be everything that you are right now-]
I mean, the alternative is that their taste is just better than yours.
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[Undyne, can we not-]
If that means I have bad taste, I never want good taste.
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[Mettaton, no-]
It's not as though you're opposed to wholesale slaughter anyway.
[This is a thing we're doing. Undyne has been in Johto for like twenty minutes and this is an argument we're having.]
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We're not just going to waltz out of the barrier and into a bucket of sunshine and rainbows.
[Actually you're going to do exactly that-]
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Come on. What makes you think I've just "gotten over" any of that?
[That's opening himself up for a cheap shot and he knows it, but for hell's sake, he just had this discussion two days ago- ]
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I'd rather be ready for anything. I'd rather train up the members of the Royal Guard and make sure they're ready for any conflict we're going to run into up there. I'd rather not see my friends get killed.
Not all of the humans can be like that human.
[...So why does she feel a little bad, giving this speech?]
Unless you're suggesting we all stay in the barrier.
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[...Well, that's a case of exact wording if one ever existed.]
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