One Spear | Video

[challengeaccepted]

[Watch that's a cell phone? Easy. The video function? Now that's pretty cool.

Some redheaded girl with an eyepatch and her hair pulled way back into a ponytail comes into view; she doesn't bother to figure out who this actually calls; right now is a time for absolutely indignant screaming at whoever the hell will listen.]

Okay, first of all! Your cell phones suck!

[Undyne, your priorities.]

Second of all, who the hell is responsible for this?

[She gestures to all of herself before realizing that might just mean jack and squat; her next act is to set down the weird cell phone, pick up her Totodile, and show it to everyone.]

This girl here? She's adorable! She's scaly and blue and looks like the monster she should be. Good for you, kid! And who puts monsters in little red balls in the first place? What kind of sick individuals are you?

[But that's beyond the point, and she quickly sets her down.]

I like being blue and scaly, you know! It's a good look on me! So what gives?

[...Hello to you too, Undyne.]

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[ratingspoint]

[oh my godddddd he is going to hit you with a chair the first time he sees you in person- ]

I have no desire to kill humans, darling. That's all there is to it.

[...That said, he gets what she's saying; he does. That doesn't mean he has to like it any.]

If King Asgore defeats the human and breaks the barrier... Well, that's where our story takes us. You can have your war, but I'm not taking part in it if it can be helped, built-in combat abilities or not.

[...]

Besides, the world needs stars more than it needs corpses.

[challengeaccepted]

[Please hit her first, then she doesn't have to feel bad when she beats the sparkles out of you-]

Call it what you want, but it sounds like you're a coward.

[The world needs stars more than it needs corpses? Is that his fancy way of saying he's looking out for himself?]

But that's alright. You couldn't pay me with all the petals in the underground to let you join the Royal Guard, no matter how good at combat you are.

[ratingspoint]

[And you know what, he actually laughs at that; it's another one of those things where that's...probably not quite the reaction she was trying for, here, but it's the one she's getting.]

Could you get any more boring? Your lines are so predictable that I could recite them for you before you even open your mouth.

I fight for what's important to me, Undyne. Believe what you want about what that might be, I'm not going to feed you any cues.

[challengeaccepted]

[Oh you edgy little-]

And what's important to you besides your dumb shiny face and your viewer count?

[ratingspoint]

As you so charmingly said earlier -

"It's personal, nerd, butt out."

[challengeaccepted]

...You know what?

Gladly.

[You sure did just get hung up on, Mettaton.

...

You can practically hear the "take that!!" that would follow.]

[ratingspoint]

[GOOD you hung up first









that totally means he wins]