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challengeaccepted) wrote2016-02-07 08:33 pm
challengeaccepted) wrote2016-02-07 08:33 pm
One Spear | Video
[Watch that's a cell phone? Easy. The video function? Now that's pretty cool.
Some redheaded girl with an eyepatch and her hair pulled way back into a ponytail comes into view; she doesn't bother to figure out who this actually calls; right now is a time for absolutely indignant screaming at whoever the hell will listen.]
Okay, first of all! Your cell phones suck!
[Undyne, your priorities.]
Second of all, who the hell is responsible for this?
[She gestures to all of herself before realizing that might just mean jack and squat; her next act is to set down the weird cell phone, pick up her Totodile, and show it to everyone.]
This girl here? She's adorable! She's scaly and blue and looks like the monster she should be. Good for you, kid! And who puts monsters in little red balls in the first place? What kind of sick individuals are you?
[But that's beyond the point, and she quickly sets her down.]
I like being blue and scaly, you know! It's a good look on me! So what gives?
[...Hello to you too, Undyne.]
Some redheaded girl with an eyepatch and her hair pulled way back into a ponytail comes into view; she doesn't bother to figure out who this actually calls; right now is a time for absolutely indignant screaming at whoever the hell will listen.]
Okay, first of all! Your cell phones suck!
[Undyne, your priorities.]
Second of all, who the hell is responsible for this?
[She gestures to all of herself before realizing that might just mean jack and squat; her next act is to set down the weird cell phone, pick up her Totodile, and show it to everyone.]
This girl here? She's adorable! She's scaly and blue and looks like the monster she should be. Good for you, kid! And who puts monsters in little red balls in the first place? What kind of sick individuals are you?
[But that's beyond the point, and she quickly sets her down.]
I like being blue and scaly, you know! It's a good look on me! So what gives?
[...Hello to you too, Undyne.]
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[SIIIIGH]
Alright, so, your little uh, gator-guy. Girl? They're a Pokémon. This world is totally obsessed with them, but like you pointed out, they're treated like pets, not people. I mean, they're treated well for the most part, but still...
[And that's going to be fucking with his head for awhile, thanks.]
Anyway, you're either a trainer or a breeder, but don't worry about that shit 'cause it's not important. I mean, unless you want to travel the region and help your Pokémon beat up other peoples' Pokémon.
[He says, like this is some sort of terrible thing. The traveling is the terrible part.]
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Well, that's up to you, kid.
[The Totodile was playing with her tail, but she stops to point at Undyne.]
No, no, it's up to you.
[...This is going to continue for a while.]
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[Dear god he's trying, but he's not subtle either.]
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You just need someone to teach you to fight, kid? No problem! I'll train you like I trained the Royal Guard!
[...Crisis... Averted...?]
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So uh, you're gonna have to travel to the next town. I don't think it's that far away? But it's been awhile since I was last there.
[LIES, he started in Goldenrod and NEVER LEFT.]
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[Not that far? No problem. ...May actually be a problem, fish lady has no concept of proper distance because the underground wasn't exactly large.]
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[Prrrrobably??]
Goldenrod's the biggest one in this region. I don't know shit about Kanto, so they might have a bigger city there.