One Spear | Video

[challengeaccepted]

[Watch that's a cell phone? Easy. The video function? Now that's pretty cool.

Some redheaded girl with an eyepatch and her hair pulled way back into a ponytail comes into view; she doesn't bother to figure out who this actually calls; right now is a time for absolutely indignant screaming at whoever the hell will listen.]

Okay, first of all! Your cell phones suck!

[Undyne, your priorities.]

Second of all, who the hell is responsible for this?

[She gestures to all of herself before realizing that might just mean jack and squat; her next act is to set down the weird cell phone, pick up her Totodile, and show it to everyone.]

This girl here? She's adorable! She's scaly and blue and looks like the monster she should be. Good for you, kid! And who puts monsters in little red balls in the first place? What kind of sick individuals are you?

[But that's beyond the point, and she quickly sets her down.]

I like being blue and scaly, you know! It's a good look on me! So what gives?

[...Hello to you too, Undyne.]

Comments

[deaftly]

...Oh, I guess I should mention that the Pokémon themselves look to uh... humans, or um... people who have been turned human here. They prefer to get directions from us and most of them don't really like battling on their own. So... I guess that's why some people are "trainers".

[Dear god he's trying, but he's not subtle either.]

[challengeaccepted]

[...Oh. Ooooh.]

You just need someone to teach you to fight, kid? No problem! I'll train you like I trained the Royal Guard!

[...Crisis... Averted...?]

[deaftly]

[You know what, close enough!!]

So uh, you're gonna have to travel to the next town. I don't think it's that far away? But it's been awhile since I was last there.

[LIES, he started in Goldenrod and NEVER LEFT.]

[challengeaccepted]

What's in the next town?

[Not that far? No problem. ...May actually be a problem, fish lady has no concept of proper distance because the underground wasn't exactly large.]

[deaftly]

Not much, honestly. Violet's the next big town, but even that's got nothing on Goldenrod.

[Prrrrobably??]

Goldenrod's the biggest one in this region. I don't know shit about Kanto, so they might have a bigger city there.