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challengeaccepted) wrote2016-02-07 08:33 pm
challengeaccepted) wrote2016-02-07 08:33 pm
One Spear | Video
[Watch that's a cell phone? Easy. The video function? Now that's pretty cool.
Some redheaded girl with an eyepatch and her hair pulled way back into a ponytail comes into view; she doesn't bother to figure out who this actually calls; right now is a time for absolutely indignant screaming at whoever the hell will listen.]
Okay, first of all! Your cell phones suck!
[Undyne, your priorities.]
Second of all, who the hell is responsible for this?
[She gestures to all of herself before realizing that might just mean jack and squat; her next act is to set down the weird cell phone, pick up her Totodile, and show it to everyone.]
This girl here? She's adorable! She's scaly and blue and looks like the monster she should be. Good for you, kid! And who puts monsters in little red balls in the first place? What kind of sick individuals are you?
[But that's beyond the point, and she quickly sets her down.]
I like being blue and scaly, you know! It's a good look on me! So what gives?
[...Hello to you too, Undyne.]
Some redheaded girl with an eyepatch and her hair pulled way back into a ponytail comes into view; she doesn't bother to figure out who this actually calls; right now is a time for absolutely indignant screaming at whoever the hell will listen.]
Okay, first of all! Your cell phones suck!
[Undyne, your priorities.]
Second of all, who the hell is responsible for this?
[She gestures to all of herself before realizing that might just mean jack and squat; her next act is to set down the weird cell phone, pick up her Totodile, and show it to everyone.]
This girl here? She's adorable! She's scaly and blue and looks like the monster she should be. Good for you, kid! And who puts monsters in little red balls in the first place? What kind of sick individuals are you?
[But that's beyond the point, and she quickly sets her down.]
I like being blue and scaly, you know! It's a good look on me! So what gives?
[...Hello to you too, Undyne.]
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[That is way too cheerful a response for that broadcast.]
...Were you not human before?
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[...Wait a minute-]
You! Did you do this?
[She sure is shouting into a cell phone and hoping it helps...]
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[Well that didn't go according to plan.]
No one knows who does this, it just happens! And I'm sure you were- ...wait, an actual fish?
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[...She is probably giving off a much different mental image than what she actually is.]
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Oh. Well, um, being human isn't that bad! Once you get used to it, at least. ...Are you having any trouble walking, or anything like that?
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[...Undyne, you could at least try to locate some chill-]
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[Penny.exe is processing, one moment please...]
Oh, like some kind of Faunus!
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[She has no idea what a Faunus is, but if it gets some understanding around here, then why not?]
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[That has to be it, right? Same species, different worlds, different names.]
Unfortunately, whatever brings people here also turns everyone into a human. No one really knows why, but some people think it's so we have to rely more on the Pokémon?