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challengeaccepted) wrote2016-02-07 08:33 pm
challengeaccepted) wrote2016-02-07 08:33 pm
One Spear | Video
[Watch that's a cell phone? Easy. The video function? Now that's pretty cool.
Some redheaded girl with an eyepatch and her hair pulled way back into a ponytail comes into view; she doesn't bother to figure out who this actually calls; right now is a time for absolutely indignant screaming at whoever the hell will listen.]
Okay, first of all! Your cell phones suck!
[Undyne, your priorities.]
Second of all, who the hell is responsible for this?
[She gestures to all of herself before realizing that might just mean jack and squat; her next act is to set down the weird cell phone, pick up her Totodile, and show it to everyone.]
This girl here? She's adorable! She's scaly and blue and looks like the monster she should be. Good for you, kid! And who puts monsters in little red balls in the first place? What kind of sick individuals are you?
[But that's beyond the point, and she quickly sets her down.]
I like being blue and scaly, you know! It's a good look on me! So what gives?
[...Hello to you too, Undyne.]
Some redheaded girl with an eyepatch and her hair pulled way back into a ponytail comes into view; she doesn't bother to figure out who this actually calls; right now is a time for absolutely indignant screaming at whoever the hell will listen.]
Okay, first of all! Your cell phones suck!
[Undyne, your priorities.]
Second of all, who the hell is responsible for this?
[She gestures to all of herself before realizing that might just mean jack and squat; her next act is to set down the weird cell phone, pick up her Totodile, and show it to everyone.]
This girl here? She's adorable! She's scaly and blue and looks like the monster she should be. Good for you, kid! And who puts monsters in little red balls in the first place? What kind of sick individuals are you?
[But that's beyond the point, and she quickly sets her down.]
I like being blue and scaly, you know! It's a good look on me! So what gives?
[...Hello to you too, Undyne.]
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Like this, but menacing and with a bunch of energy spears!
[You were close, Dave--!]
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or gills or whatever
fish things
see you said scales and i sorta thought reptiles maybe because of your cute little crocodile pal but i guess fish have those too
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She has my teeth!!
[Undyne is so proud.]
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i have friends back home with teeth like that
theyre not crocodiles or fish though i guess karkats got kind of a crab theme going on
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[This is the important part.]
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i mean we all did more or less
kanaya was some kind of vampire i guess does that count
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[She has no idea what a vampire is.]
So you could use magic too? What was it like?
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i could fly that was pretty handy
what about you
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[It doesn't sound very awesome when you put it like that, Undyne...]
Although flying also sounds awesome? I mean, you could go anywhere!
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i was inside a lot though because of circumstances and let me tell you
nothing rattles your brain like smacking face first into a door you thought was open when youre traveling with the average velocity of an unladen swellow