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challengeaccepted) wrote2016-02-07 08:33 pm
challengeaccepted) wrote2016-02-07 08:33 pm
One Spear | Video
[Watch that's a cell phone? Easy. The video function? Now that's pretty cool.
Some redheaded girl with an eyepatch and her hair pulled way back into a ponytail comes into view; she doesn't bother to figure out who this actually calls; right now is a time for absolutely indignant screaming at whoever the hell will listen.]
Okay, first of all! Your cell phones suck!
[Undyne, your priorities.]
Second of all, who the hell is responsible for this?
[She gestures to all of herself before realizing that might just mean jack and squat; her next act is to set down the weird cell phone, pick up her Totodile, and show it to everyone.]
This girl here? She's adorable! She's scaly and blue and looks like the monster she should be. Good for you, kid! And who puts monsters in little red balls in the first place? What kind of sick individuals are you?
[But that's beyond the point, and she quickly sets her down.]
I like being blue and scaly, you know! It's a good look on me! So what gives?
[...Hello to you too, Undyne.]
Some redheaded girl with an eyepatch and her hair pulled way back into a ponytail comes into view; she doesn't bother to figure out who this actually calls; right now is a time for absolutely indignant screaming at whoever the hell will listen.]
Okay, first of all! Your cell phones suck!
[Undyne, your priorities.]
Second of all, who the hell is responsible for this?
[She gestures to all of herself before realizing that might just mean jack and squat; her next act is to set down the weird cell phone, pick up her Totodile, and show it to everyone.]
This girl here? She's adorable! She's scaly and blue and looks like the monster she should be. Good for you, kid! And who puts monsters in little red balls in the first place? What kind of sick individuals are you?
[But that's beyond the point, and she quickly sets her down.]
I like being blue and scaly, you know! It's a good look on me! So what gives?
[...Hello to you too, Undyne.]
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[She's always down for a challenge. That's actually a little normal sounding, at this point.]
Herculanum is your monster friend, right? This one won't open up and tell me her name.
[Her Totodile is off trying to chew on its feet at the moment, because apparently this is what we do with ourselves.]
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Well, she can work with that, that's not too bad-]
Huh? Like pets?
[...Papyrus is probably the one person here she'd actually listen to about this.]
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THESE MONSTERS ARE QUITE ADEPT AT MAGIC AND COMBAT, EVEN AT YOUNG AGES! YOU CAN COACH THEM IN FIGHTS TO RAISE THEIR LV, WHICH IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM THE LV WE KNOW!
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What about you, Papyrus? How have you been doing on the surface?
[With your skin! And. Human stuff.]
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